my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.
Applying for jobs like
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
i love myself
our ends are beginnings
lmafo did he just enchant him?
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
when u take a cookie without askin mama
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
why get thinner when you can get more dinner