this was the best week in C&H history
worst pick up line
are you france on d-day
because I’m about to land my soldiers on your shore
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS
THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER
I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
That was the first thing I thought too
"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
Pandas are unreal, so fluffy